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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Carlos Irwin Estévez
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I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.
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I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
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