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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Carlos Irwin Estévez
Carlos Estévez
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As kids we're not taught how to deal with success we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
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I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.
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I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
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People ask all the time, What are you thinking? It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.
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