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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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New York City
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Carlos Irwin Estévez
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I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.
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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
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I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.
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I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
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I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.
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Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.
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Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.
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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
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