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My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
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Anti-Vaccine Activist
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Carlos Irwin Estévez
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