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My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Carlos Irwin Estévez
Carlos Estévez
Carlos Irwin Estevez
Carlos Estevez
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