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I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Carlos Irwin Estévez
Carlos Estévez
Carlos Irwin Estevez
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