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I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
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I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
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I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.
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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
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You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.
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Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
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I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.
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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
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I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
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I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
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Get your egos off the battlefield.
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Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
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