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I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 3
Actor
Anti-Vaccine Activist
Film Actor
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
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New York City
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Carlos Irwin Estévez
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Carlos Irwin Estevez
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