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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

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Charlie Day
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: February 9
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
New York City
New York
Charles Peckham Charlie Day
Charles Peckham Day
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I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
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I think people are surprised when I string two sentences together. But I had a fiercely academic upbringing.
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For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.
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I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.
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I waited tables in New York, and when you're in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss.
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Hot soup at table is very vulgar it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm.
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Writing is like pulling your hair out. You have nothing, and you can't think of anything, but you have to think of something.
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I'm really into everything. Something I've been asked throughout the years I've done the show is, What kind of music are you into? I find that to be a bizarre question, because it implies there are people out there that are only into one specific kind of music. But I think I, like most people, enjoy a wide variety of music.
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You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.
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I think we're all guilty of mistaking the actors we've seen over and over again - we think we know them.
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I find that the majority of the year, I don't spend acting. I spend it either writing or editing or producing, or putting things together. So it's as shocking as it is tragic. I really enjoy it. It's a valuable skill set. I certainly feel like more of a grownup.
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I put myself in the category of Lucky Guy, and my hopes for the future are that I can continue to push the envelope for myself, and creatively and see what's next.
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My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.
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It is not elegant to gnaw Indian corn. The kernels should be scored with a knife, scraped off into the plate, and then eaten with a fork. Ladies should be particularly careful how they manage so ticklish a dainty, lest the exhibition rub off a little desirable romance.
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Still when I go on talk shows, I worry that I have to live up to a comedic persona.
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The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
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I didn’t know that it was going to launch a quote-unquote comedic career. I just wanted to do anything other than wait tables.
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I had my own insecurities, which a lot of my comedy would come from, about not being able to live up to their academic expectations. Acting out those insecurities was a way of confronting them, like, “Let me just lean into being a guy who can’t read or write.”
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I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But Don't Stop Me Now is a pretty hilarious song. It's a good pick-me-up in the car.
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I don't know any songs. People have asked me to play a song, and I say, I don't know anything.
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