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I could worry that I'm going to bleed to death, you know, from cutting my finger on a sandwich packet, you know, if I sort of open a sandwich.

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Charlie Brooker
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: March 3
Broadcaster
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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have you walked down Oxford Street recently? Misanthropy's the only thing that gets you through it. It's not a personality flaw, it's a skill.
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I've always had a bad attention span.
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My kids are very young. I'm sure there's a world of horror for me to worry about as they get older.
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Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.
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What we were also trying to do is vary the tone slightly across the season of Black Mirror, because there are six stories this time around, so you don't want it to just be the devastating, bleak-em-up.
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