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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect! So I suppose you hit him, huh? Rats! I knew I forgot something!
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All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat! Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed... If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!
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