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Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat! Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed... If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!
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Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar. There must not have been a very strict building code.
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I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.
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It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
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Love is sharing your popcorn.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test? ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
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There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
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Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.
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You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly... How about 'Dear Fatty'?
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Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
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Why is it that you don't love me? Sometimes I wish I knew... Don't anybody tell him!!
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I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown Have you ruled out stupidity? Peanuts, Charles M
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Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
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Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
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You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
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I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
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Cartooning will destroy you it will break your heart.
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Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
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That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
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