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Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect! So I suppose you hit him, huh? Rats! I knew I forgot something!
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How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?
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I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
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A watched supper dish never fills!
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Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
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You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
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Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.
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