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Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him.
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Love is a letter on pink stationery.
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You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
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When you die, are you ever allowed to come back? Only if you had your hand stamped.
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I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
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Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!
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I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
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If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
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