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Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
Sparky
Charles Schulz
Sixty
Math
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Wrong
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