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I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown Have you ruled out stupidity? Peanuts, Charles M
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.
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Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. I've solved your problem, he said. I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance! She hit him with a waffle iron.
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Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.
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Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!
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I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.
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Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him.
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Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
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When you die, are you ever allowed to come back? Only if you had your hand stamped.
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A watched supper dish never fills!
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I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
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Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
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I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
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I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
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Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
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There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
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