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If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Charles Monroe Schulz
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That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
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Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.
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Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. I've solved your problem, he said. I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance! She hit him with a waffle iron.
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
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I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
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Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful? I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known... You hate me, don't you?
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It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.
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Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
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Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.
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The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
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I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
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I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
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You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly... How about 'Dear Fatty'?
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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
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Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
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I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
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I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown Have you ruled out stupidity? Peanuts, Charles M
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