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I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
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Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
Sparky
Charles Schulz
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I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
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You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
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A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
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All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat! Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed... If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!
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It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
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The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
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Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
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If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
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That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, boy, there's an original thought!
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The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office. Or a sailor without an ocean... Or a boy without a girl.
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I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
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Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.
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Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
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Love is sharing your popcorn.
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I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
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