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It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

Charles M. Schulz

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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
Illustrator
Journalist
Screenwriter
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.
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Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
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