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You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
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