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That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect! So I suppose you hit him, huh? Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Charles M. Schulz

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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
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