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If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
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How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown? Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!
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I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
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Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything? Boy, I hope not!
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There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
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You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
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It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
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What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
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What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems? Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!
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Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?
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When you die, are you ever allowed to come back? Only if you had your hand stamped.
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All is well... That's my new philosophy.
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Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive! Does anyone here know anything about first-aid? It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
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Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
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I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
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The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office. Or a sailor without an ocean... Or a boy without a girl.
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Love is sharing your popcorn.
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You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
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The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
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