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If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
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Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.
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