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If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
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We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.
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I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
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Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
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I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.
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Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.
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The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
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Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
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It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
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Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
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Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown? I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know... You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic... Besides that, she's already walked by!
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Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.
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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
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Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.
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Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.
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LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!
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You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
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Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
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