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If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
Sparky
Charles Schulz
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Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
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Cartooning will destroy you it will break your heart.
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How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown? Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!
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That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect! So I suppose you hit him, huh? Rats! I knew I forgot something!
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
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I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her? How about, enclosed please find a cookie?
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Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
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It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
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Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.
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Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive! Does anyone here know anything about first-aid? It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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