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If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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My mind reels with sarcastic replies.
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Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
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Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive! Does anyone here know anything about first-aid? It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
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What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
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Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
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It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.
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Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
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The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
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What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems? Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!
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The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, boy, there's an original thought!
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Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
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Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
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A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
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A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
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