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If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
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