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Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive! Does anyone here know anything about first-aid? It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown? Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!
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Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
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Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.
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Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose. I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
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