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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
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Minneapolis
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Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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