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Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
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Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
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Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
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