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Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Age: 77 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 26
Died: 2000
Died: February 12
Artist
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Comics Artist
Ice Hockey Player
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Charles Monroe Schulz
Sparky Schulz
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Charles Schulz
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Peanuts
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Snoopy
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Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
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