Everyone is having a harder time than it appears.

It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.

It seems there are no rich on death row.

I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?