I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

Everyone is having a harder time than it appears.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.

It seems there are no rich on death row.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.

I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.