Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

It seems there are no rich on death row.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.

Everyone is having a harder time than it appears.

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.