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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Charles Farrar Browne
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Charles Farrar Browne
Age: 32 †
Born: 1834
Born: April 26
Died: 1867
Died: March 6
Comedian
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Maine
United States
Artemus Ward
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