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Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Charles Wade Barkley
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The Round Mound of Rebound
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It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.
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I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
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My message is simple: take control of your life
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.
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If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.
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I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'
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I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.
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I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
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