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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
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Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
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Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
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He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
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I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.
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