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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
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I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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My message is simple: take control of your life
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