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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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