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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Charles Wade Barkley
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More quotes by Charles Barkley
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Charles Barkley
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.
Charles Barkley
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
Charles Barkley
Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
Charles Barkley
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.
Charles Barkley
My message is simple: take control of your life
Charles Barkley
If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
Charles Barkley
I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.
Charles Barkley
I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.
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If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
Charles Barkley
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
Charles Barkley
Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
Charles Barkley
I'm still going to Disney World.
Charles Barkley
It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.
Charles Barkley
Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.
Charles Barkley
Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
Charles Barkley
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
Charles Barkley
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
Charles Barkley
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.
Charles Barkley
Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.
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