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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Charles Wade Barkley
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I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.
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Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
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I'm never embarassed.
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What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
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Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
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If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
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It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.
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I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.
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Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.
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