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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
Actor
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Charles Wade Barkley
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The Round Mound of Rebound
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More quotes by Charles Barkley
Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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I'm never embarassed.
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I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
Charles Barkley
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'
Charles Barkley
Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.
Charles Barkley
Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
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There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
Charles Barkley
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.
Charles Barkley
I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
Charles Barkley
This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
Charles Barkley
I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.
Charles Barkley
Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.
Charles Barkley