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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
Actor
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Basketball Player
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Leeds
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Charles Wade Barkley
Sir Charles
Chuck Barkley
The Round Mound of Rebound
The Chuck Wagon
The Chuckster
Chuck
The Prince of Pizza
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Love Boat
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Wide Load from Leeds
Ton of Fun
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I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.
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I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
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People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.
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There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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We're not all supposed to think alike.
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Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
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I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.
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I'm still going to Disney World.
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He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
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