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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Charles Wade Barkley
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The Round Mound of Rebound
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
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I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
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I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.
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I'm still going to Disney World.
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We're not all supposed to think alike.
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Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
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I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.
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He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
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