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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
Actor
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Charles Wade Barkley
Sir Charles
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The Round Mound of Rebound
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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The most underrated player in NBA history is Dominique Wilkins. Right behind him is Gary Payton. He never has gotten the respect he deserves. If he doesn't spend the rest of his days in Seattle, I hope he goes someplace where he has a chance to win a title.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.
Charles Barkley
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
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He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
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My message is simple: take control of your life
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I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
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There's no medical term for what I've got.
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
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Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
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If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
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I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
Charles Barkley
I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.
Charles Barkley
I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.
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I want her to understand that it's going to be a factor in her life. I just want her to know that (racism) does exist, and I want her to always be diligent, and if she sees it, address it and fight it.
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