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If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
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People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.
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We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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The most underrated player in NBA history is Dominique Wilkins. Right behind him is Gary Payton. He never has gotten the respect he deserves. If he doesn't spend the rest of his days in Seattle, I hope he goes someplace where he has a chance to win a title.
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Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.
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He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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My wife's married. I'm not.
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Only poor people go to jail.
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There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
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It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.
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