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If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
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If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
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I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Only poor people go to jail.
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If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.
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Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.
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Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
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Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
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Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
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I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
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Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
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If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
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It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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