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Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
Charles Barkley
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
Charles Barkley
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
Charles Barkley
They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.
Charles Barkley
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
Charles Barkley
There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.
Charles Barkley
My message is simple: take control of your life
Charles Barkley
If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.
Charles Barkley
Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.
Charles Barkley
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
Charles Barkley
I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.
Charles Barkley
I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
Charles Barkley
Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
Charles Barkley
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Charles Barkley
The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
Charles Barkley
If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
Charles Barkley
I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
Charles Barkley
Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
Charles Barkley
You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.
Charles Barkley
I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.
Charles Barkley
