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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
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Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
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They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.
Charles Barkley
They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.
Charles Barkley
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.
Charles Barkley
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
Charles Barkley
If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
Charles Barkley
People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
Charles Barkley
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
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I'm never embarassed.
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Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.
Charles Barkley
I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.
Charles Barkley
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Charles Barkley
My message is simple: take control of your life
Charles Barkley
I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
Charles Barkley
There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
Charles Barkley
