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If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 20
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.
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They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.
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Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.
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