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It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.
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It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.
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You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night, For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.
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I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
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I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.
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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
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Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.
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Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.
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Coffe is the perfume of morning.
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I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love, adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia.
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I am here, Eric said. And I am here. I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. Sookie, my little bullet-sucker, he said, sounding fond and warm. Eric, my big bullshitter.
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We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.
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I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't. The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.
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No blame, no hate - why no communication?
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Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this even my grandmother would have been stymied.
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I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
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Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.
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Bubba made a sound of disapproval You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie he said Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.
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And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone
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I love him, I said, but even to my own ears I didn't sound happy about it.
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