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Sookie, what have we done? And to whom? I killed a chicken. And I cooked it. Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false. -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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No blame, no hate - why no communication?
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Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.
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Bubba made a sound of disapproval You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie he said Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.
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Bill said, She is mine. I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. Eric laughed, and Bill said Sookie! in shocked admonishment. I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself, Eric said softly.
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Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.
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Hey, our hair's the same color, I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, girlfriend. Eric grinned at me.
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I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
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Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
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They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.
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It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.
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Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.
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If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
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This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness
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The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I’ll never be an average woman.
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It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.
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Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
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Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
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Eric, what are you doing? Snuggling. Get out of my bed! -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman
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The note, which had been written on one of the pads I kept around for grocery lists, said, My lover, I came in too close to dawn to wake you, though I was tempted. Your house is full of strange men. A fairy upstairs and a little child downstairs- but as long as there's not one in my lady's chamber, I can stand it.
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