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Sookie, what have we done? And to whom? I killed a chicken. And I cooked it. Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false. -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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