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You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
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Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road, the tall driver said, and his voice had that I'm done with you edge to it. I don't know who this guy is, but I don't think he changes into a nutria.
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The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly.
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He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.
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I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I have a lot of mad left over. When I can't sleep, I think about the other people who didn't care how much pain and trouble they caused me. And I think about how good I'd feel if they died.
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Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
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Hey, our hair's the same color, I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, girlfriend. Eric grinned at me.
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