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You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
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It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.
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Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.
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I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.
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Sookie, Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. Yield to me. Well, that was pretty direct.
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If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
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My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
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What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.
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Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road, the tall driver said, and his voice had that I'm done with you edge to it. I don't know who this guy is, but I don't think he changes into a nutria.
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The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?
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The night swelled with magic not the beneficent kind of love-magic that sweeps couples away, but the kind of magic that rips and tears, the enchantment that creeps out of the woods and pounces.
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Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.
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What are you, Zen Master Fang?
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I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.
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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
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When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.
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Very few of my characters are totally heroic or totally villainous.
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If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.
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My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked, he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. Oh, wait, Bill said. That's already happened.
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