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Charlaine Harris
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm. ............... It was cranberry red, with a removable liner, a detachable hood, and tortoiseshell buttons.
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It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.
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And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone
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