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My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

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Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.
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Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.
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Do I look like I have anything ? I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, Sorry, and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, I HAVE NOTHING! And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, See, I never had anything to start with.
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I love him, I said, but even to my own ears I didn't sound happy about it.
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I wish, I said. I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
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Hey, our hair's the same color, I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, girlfriend. Eric grinned at me.
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