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My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.
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Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
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I am here, Eric said. And I am here. I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. Sookie, my little bullet-sucker, he said, sounding fond and warm. Eric, my big bullshitter.
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I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.
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He pulled my coat off my shoulders, looked at it with distaste, hung it on the back of one of the chairs pushed in under the kitchen table. You are beautiful. No one had ever looked me in the eyes and said that. Eric to Sookie, Page 208.
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Snow, here? Eric was as delighted as a child. I love snow! Why was I not surprised? Maybe we will get snowed in together, he said suggestively, waggling his blond eyebrows.
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I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.
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