Quote

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

Charlaine Harris

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
Actor
Author
Camera Operator
Crime Writer
Film Producer
Karateka
Novelist
Poet
Screenwriter
Short Story Writer
Writer
Tunica
Mississippi
Charlaine Harris Schulz
Meter
Bullshit
False
Reading
Truth

More quotes by Charlaine Harris

Image
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.
Charlaine Harris
Image
The note, which had been written on one of the pads I kept around for grocery lists, said, My lover, I came in too close to dawn to wake you, though I was tempted. Your house is full of strange men. A fairy upstairs and a little child downstairs- but as long as there's not one in my lady's chamber, I can stand it.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there
Charlaine Harris
Image
It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to see,” said Eric
Charlaine Harris
Image
Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
Charlaine Harris
Image
The night swelled with magic not the beneficent kind of love-magic that sweeps couples away, but the kind of magic that rips and tears, the enchantment that creeps out of the woods and pounces.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for? - Eric, club dead.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom? I killed a chicken. And I cooked it. Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false. -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse
Charlaine Harris
Image
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
Charlaine Harris
Image
Hoyt was by himself right under one of the portable lights rigged up for the occasion. He had his hands thrust in his pockets, and he looked more serious than I’d ever seen him. There was something strange about the sight, and after a second I figured out why. It was one of the few times I’d ever seen Hoyt alone.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? -Sookie Stackhouse
Charlaine Harris
Image
And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone
Charlaine Harris
Image
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker Eric, my big bullshitter
Charlaine Harris
Image
I am here, Eric said. And I am here. I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. Sookie, my little bullet-sucker, he said, sounding fond and warm. Eric, my big bullshitter.
Charlaine Harris
Image
If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.
Charlaine Harris
Image
When you're a professional you do your job no matter what gets in the way. You might take a sick day, you might take a personal day, but then you show back up or you won't get paid. Everyone develops his/her own strategy for dealing with days that are not productive.
Charlaine Harris