Quote

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Charlaine Harris

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Charlaine Harris
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: November 25
Actor
Author
Camera Operator
Crime Writer
Film Producer
Karateka
Novelist
Poet
Screenwriter
Short Story Writer
Writer
Tunica
Mississippi
Charlaine Harris Schulz
Vampire
Secret
Stuff

More quotes by Charlaine Harris

Image
When you're a professional you do your job no matter what gets in the way. You might take a sick day, you might take a personal day, but then you show back up or you won't get paid. Everyone develops his/her own strategy for dealing with days that are not productive.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Eric, what are you doing? Snuggling. Get out of my bed! -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman
Charlaine Harris
Image
I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I love him, I said, but even to my own ears I didn't sound happy about it.
Charlaine Harris
Image
My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked, he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. Oh, wait, Bill said. That's already happened.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
Charlaine Harris
Image
If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
Charlaine Harris
Image
Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Come on, lover, let's have a look, Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached to him—like a large barnacle
Charlaine Harris
Image
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Charlaine Harris
Image
What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.
Charlaine Harris
Image
What are you, Zen Master Fang?
Charlaine Harris
Image
We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.
Charlaine Harris
Image
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this even my grandmother would have been stymied.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most.
Charlaine Harris
Image
Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.
Charlaine Harris
Image
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
Charlaine Harris
Image
I've got libraries in my blood.
Charlaine Harris